my butt is big, and not in a good way

my butt is big, and not in a good way
my boobs are pms-achy, my back is hurty, my contacts are jeeberjabber, i have an enormous volcanic zit on my forehead, i am flossing-negligence incarnate, i have to pee.

in the last two hours i have managed to do only two pages of writing, sort of. true, i had to read a little to do the writing, as the writing is peer-critique, the thing i most loathe.

dude, i only got 7 peer critiques for my story (which i have not yet posted, nor am i sure i will post because it has bad words), it totally makes me say "SO WHAT CHICKEN BUTT?" to ever peer critiqueing any peers ever again, ya know?